Like blue balls, but it's about your hair
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it
by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2017
Get the Blue Hairmug. A blue-haired liberal is a white, left-leaning alternative girl. These girls tend to take everything very seriously and make everything about politics. They also tend to have dyed hair, piercings, and dress in an alternative fashion.
by peachesandcream000 January 6, 2022
Get the blue-haired liberalmug. A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
by basil_underwood October 5, 2023
Get the Blue Hair(ed)mug. I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!
by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
Get the blue hair mafiamug. Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
Get the Blue Haired Smoothiemug. Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.
“I wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed ‘em all up off the Blue Hair Special!”
by Grumps October 13, 2020
Get the Blue Hair Specialmug. A Blue Hair Girl is someone who gets over offensive from the littlest things. Also they support Biden, BLM, and other groups while they say all white people should die. P.s. the girl is also white.
Bob: *says joke thats not offensive*
Blue hair Girl: OMG THATS RACIST AND OFFENSIVE!!!! You're such a homophobe!
Blue hair Girl: OMG THATS RACIST AND OFFENSIVE!!!! You're such a homophobe!
by Greedymeady November 30, 2021
Get the Blue Hair Girlmug.