The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
by DirtySan December 7, 2009
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1. Of or resembling a budget. Lacks specificity such as numbers and/or ideas.
Usually encased in blue glossy folder and 19-pages, including cover pages and table of contents.
Noun
2. State requisite for GOP press conference.
Origin; 21st century English. From GOP budget proposal, March 2009
1. Of or resembling a budget. Lacks specificity such as numbers and/or ideas.
Usually encased in blue glossy folder and 19-pages, including cover pages and table of contents.
Noun
2. State requisite for GOP press conference.
Origin; 21st century English. From GOP budget proposal, March 2009
by DC Guy March 30, 2009
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by bread infection October 23, 2005
Get the bludger mug.1) when it appears that you have a lot more money than you actually have.
2) to go out and have a good time, but with limited funds
2) to go out and have a good time, but with limited funds
Doug: Yo kid, we hittin the bars tonight. You down?
Jamal: Yeah, I'll come, but I can't be goin nowhere 'spensive.... I'm ballin on a budget right now.
Jamal: Yeah, I'll come, but I can't be goin nowhere 'spensive.... I'm ballin on a budget right now.
by Dancendiary March 4, 2008
Get the ballin on a budget mug.adj., Characterized by excessive or unnecessary frugality; cheap; of poor quality in general.
See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.
See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.
"What kind of budget-ass decorations are these?!"
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."
by Torrey Armstrong January 25, 2008
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It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.
It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.
by Elmoshine October 18, 2008
Get the bludgeo'd mug.Using both sides of a wad of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to conserve. Originally considered as a way to save money for frequent shitters by buying less TP but used more often by broke college students or military personnel in the field with limited access to said TP.
Wes: There's only one roll of TP left in the bathroom till payday. Piiiissssss!!!
Nick: Looks like we're gonna have to budget wipe till then man. Shiiiiiiit!!!
Nick: Looks like we're gonna have to budget wipe till then man. Shiiiiiiit!!!
by Jerrami J. October 16, 2008
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