bludge

The Australian layman's word for 'procrastination'

I think I'm gonna bludge around a bit today

by Raii April 11, 2007

bludger

lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

bludging

Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.

Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.

by Estoban July 8, 2006

Bludging

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

Blugentaghen

The underside of a keg.

The blugentaghen broke and everything is spilling out.

by joinednothing March 1, 2021

bumhole bludgeoner

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man

Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!

by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008

bludger

Slack arse prick who does fuck all, yet pretends he's king fuckin' dick.

He's a useless bludger; he couldn't get a root in a brothel!

by rowdy roddy May 15, 2003