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Bluterus

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.
Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.
by Badwig February 11, 2017
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blundergunt

An individual that is chronically accident prone and socially undesirable
I knew this character named CJ and my god was he a BLUNDERGUNT!
by Jimgle July 17, 2014
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Classic Blunders

From the part in The Princess Bride where Vizzini is telling The Man in Black why he's going to lose their battle of wits and then dies.
1- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2- Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line
"There are two classic blunders the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, and the second is never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!!! Ahahahaha--" death.
by unexpectedHATS October 11, 2011
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Blumer

My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.
by NotAgentClark November 3, 2010
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bluerock

(verb) to continue in stupid world games after a lost argument.

(noun) an obsessive troll trying to be funny, or a trainwreck.
Yeah that guy bluerocks.

What a bluerock.
by oxycot October 15, 2010
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bludger

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"
by bread infection October 23, 2005
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bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided
"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"
by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010
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