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Reverse Blumkin

The same as a traditional blumkin, but instead of the dude having a dump while getting his knob polished, its the lady that's is crapping on the toilet while giving oral. This is for those guys who like the role reversal where the woman is the man along with the smell of shit.
"She gave me a reverse blumkin after our dinner at the East Indian restaurant last night."
by Scholzy November 20, 2011
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Reverse Blumkin

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.
"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"
by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003
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Blunkin

Dude last night i got blunkin from my woman and damn it felt good. No other greta feeling than gettin sucked off and droppin a deuce!
by mr.MARQUEZ January 14, 2009
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super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime
yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch
by Tim January 2, 2005
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Blumkin Dunkin

The art of a woman teasing your weasel during the period of excretion, in the process you flick shit at her face like a monkey, as a result, you grab her face, and dunk it into the toilet. You can also repeat the process with a Sweet corn Surprise. Blumkin Dunkin + Sweet corn Surprise= Blumkin' Dunkin' Sweet corn Surprise
Dave boasted " She's propah nasty, she gave me a Blumkin Dunkin"
Bob responded "Fucking hell Dave, my bird gave me a Sweet corn surprise after an' all!"
by efgwehdnjcaicd March 30, 2017
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blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap
Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.
by Fred July 22, 2003
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blumkin

The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.
"Bitch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"

Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.

Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.

I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.
by superpooper June 13, 2008
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