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Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.
Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008
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Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.
The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.
by JackSilver March 13, 2008
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This catches the blower. Let's go get some waffles.
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Summer Blogger

A very distinctive type of blog on Tumblr.
Summer Bloggers typically post photos of mainstream girls; tanned and blonde. As well as muscly topless boys, 1D, Justin Bieber, skanks, smoking, drinking, fashion and of course, Summer.
Person 1: "Look at her blog, all it is made of is boys, vans and summer tans. And whatever else is fashionable right now."
Person 2: "She must be a summer blogger."
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