An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.
Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008
Get the Freeway Blogger mug.A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.
by JackSilver March 13, 2008
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A member of the blogging niche that writes, reads, and discusses topics related to relationships, sex, kink, sexual perversity. Basically, really enjoys talking about… fucking.
I follow a few gutter bloggers, they really helped me spice things up in our bedroom!
- Have you read Dave's latest post?
- No, I'm at work, and he's a gutter blogger - definitely NSFW! I'll check it out in the evening.
- Have you read Dave's latest post?
- No, I'm at work, and he's a gutter blogger - definitely NSFW! I'll check it out in the evening.
by India Sapio December 9, 2012
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Get the Catches the blower mug.When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.
me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!
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Summer Bloggers typically post photos of mainstream girls; tanned and blonde. As well as muscly topless boys, 1D, Justin Bieber, skanks, smoking, drinking, fashion and of course, Summer.
Summer Bloggers typically post photos of mainstream girls; tanned and blonde. As well as muscly topless boys, 1D, Justin Bieber, skanks, smoking, drinking, fashion and of course, Summer.
Person 1: "Look at her blog, all it is made of is boys, vans and summer tans. And whatever else is fashionable right now."
Person 2: "She must be a summer blogger."
Person 2: "She must be a summer blogger."
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