blowcation

Same as saying blowjob while both, making the experience sound less like a job and more like a vacation.

Tonight you can rest your pussy and give me a blowcation.

by wilderman February 16, 2017

Napoleon Blownapart

Destroyed

The party was going well, until everyone got too drunk and sick so it became a napoleon blownapart.

The water bottle burst under his foot. Jimmy shouts: Napoleon Blownapart!

by Meh99 February 6, 2015

blowcakes

Breakfast in bed, consisting of pancakes and oral sex. The two need not be enjoyed simultaneously.

"My lover gave me blowcakes this morning. He's amazing!"
"Blowcakes?"
"You know, pancakes and oral."
"Oh... What kind of pancakes?"
"Is that really important?"
"It'd make or break it for me."
"Blueberry, then."
"Ok, I approve."

by God of cake January 20, 2012

blowtap

When a boy blows on a girls vagina and then taps it.

A minor and a 20 year old met on holiday. He took her back to his hotel room and blowtapped her.

by Blowie18 July 4, 2012

blowlapse

Sucking and licking a prolapsed anus

Miroslav fucked me so hard in the butt that my ass fell out, Miro then proceeded to perform a blowlapse on my pink sock

by phillysports4for4 March 13, 2016

Blowmaphobe

The fear of sucking a mildly average penis . Or any penis.

After I put a ring on it, my girl became a complete fucking blowmaphobe.

by Frizzy Fresh July 6, 2017

Blowapiece

The most obscene, lewd and offensive word ever said, has no meaning other than the level of offense, anger and disgust it is intended to invoke despite having no actual meaning.

Me: "Hey Andrew!!"
Andrew: "What is it?"
Me: "Blowapiece!!"
Andrew: "You sleazy diseased mutated son of a f*ck!! you get back here I'm beatin' your head in!! I won't forget this you dirtbag!!"

by Confuction October 27, 2020