Blunchkin

receiving oral sex while eating lunch and taking a dump at the same time... getting the best of all 3 worlds all in one!!!!!

Bill Clinton used to receive "Blunchkins" daily because as you all may know he was a very busy man!

by Zoltan84 May 13, 2010

Brounch

The sound it makes when a body part gets closed in a car door.

My hand has been killing me ever since oscar fucking brounched my hand in the car door.

by YesIamTwo December 12, 2009

blouch

Blouch is green hair that grows on your toes but if you touch it, it will grow longer and longer until you are consumed by it and then you will die a most painful death.

"Hey man I got this weird green hair on my toes do you know what it is?"
"yeah man its blouch but don't touch it"
"Oh I just did... WHY IS IT GROWING SO MUCH!"
"oh no"

by MYNAMEISGEGRO July 1, 2020

Blunchkins

Similar to blumpkins when, after eating eggs benedict, you get head while letting that shit loose.

Yo I took my girl to "Friend of a Farmer" for brunch. Little did she know she'd be giving me blunchkins afterwards...the little whore.

by Sanch Oh April 7, 2007

Blunch

To smoke a blunt and get some lunch.

"Hey bro, wanna get some blunch"?

by 420ManMan February 1, 2015

blonch

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

by GraysonG December 16, 2005

Bounch

1. <i>(v.)</i> To bounce and launch at the same time.

2. <i>(v.)</i> To walk in an extremely cheerful manner. Extremely.


Synonyms: glomp, happy stuff, man sex

Takuya bounched Miku. Miku was done throwing up.

Saga bounched into the room and almost killed Miyavi.

Spongebob often bounches when he walks to work.

Augh! Oil!

by Mikutachi June 23, 2008