1 definition by MYNAMEISGEGRO
Blouch is green hair that grows on your toes but if you touch it, it will grow longer and longer until you are consumed by it and then you will die a most painful death.
"Hey man I got this weird green hair on my toes do you know what it is?"
"yeah man its blouch but don't touch it"
"Oh I just did... WHY IS IT GROWING SO MUCH!"
"oh no"
"yeah man its blouch but don't touch it"
"Oh I just did... WHY IS IT GROWING SO MUCH!"
"oh no"
by MYNAMEISGEGRO July 1, 2020