A derogatory term used on the popular gaming website GameFAQs; usually used when a poster creates a topic where his or her life story and/or woes/injustices are their main point of the thread. This can be anything from describing in detail a transaction at Gamestop, how their friend stuck a UMD into their PS3, or why their (real or imagined) girlfriend likes Call Of Duty.
eg. "So I'm waiting for the bus for like half an hour becoz I'm going to gamestop to pre-order the new batman game which is awesome becoz the last one was awesome and I dont care what you say and then I'm still waiting btw I hate buses why they so sloooow but anyway I was thinking mayb i should buy da COD map packs but nah I'll let my gf buy it coz she loves COD and she has a job haha but she gets me chicken nuggets anytime ANYTIME!!!! HAHA but anyway wut do you guys think??" "Dude, blogfaqs..."
by omgtrophies! September 4, 2011
Get the blogfaqs mug.A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish
Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.
by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019
Get the Blobfishism mug.Derived from the words blood and pussy. The act of learning that a girl that you are intimate with is on her period.
"Joey we can't have sex tonight, im on my period."
"Marissa, that's ok I like the ocasional blopsy."
"Marissa, that's ok I like the ocasional blopsy."
by Frank Moroder December 28, 2005
Get the blopsy mug.1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.
2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!
Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!
Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008
Get the blaffy blooffy mug.Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.
"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"
by Raging Erections October 10, 2009
Get the Chocolate Blowfish mug.A blopsy is what you call a girls pussy when you find out the hard way that she is on her rag. Blo- bloody psy- pussy
by Joe Monaro October 4, 2005
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