blonkers

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.

"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."

by w0dge January 1, 2009

BLOCKOPOLY

Opoly-themed board game based on hustling.Be the biggest drug dealer in your house and off the streets....

1)Am going to B's crib to play blockopoly.

2)them dudes is to greedy,they trying to blockopolize the game.

by The Creator B! May 30, 2009

Blockophobia

Fear of blocks, cubes, and other square like shapes.

I have blockophobia.

by MondoBongoBig August 30, 2022

blockormore disease

A less popular form of butter face. It's a girl who you thought looked really could from a distance, but when you got up on her she looked more like a grizzly bear with tits.

"she looks good from a block or more away"

guy 1: "dude, check out that girl!"
guy 2: "hell yea. lets go talk to her"
*walks up close*
guys 1 & 2: "OMG blockormore! run!"

by Bo November 28, 2003

Blondophile

1. Someone who likes to date and hit on only blonde people.
2. One who prefers blondes.

1. "You freaking blondophile!"
2. "He is such a blondophile..."

by Jessy Tan September 26, 2008

Buschman Blockout

praeternatural knack for alienating half of the group of people one is with when seated at a sporting event or concert; analogous to cock-blocking other would-be participants in a conversation. Etymology: In 1996, during a St. Louis Cardinals game at Old Busch Stadium, one of the descendants of the Busch family turned 90 degrees, thus shielding four of his fellow Cardinals fans from the conversation among a group of nine. Then, he reversed field, and alienated the other four before alternating sides and frustrating fans of all ages well into extra innings.

Tommy was thrilled with his seats at the Coldplay concert until after the opening act, when Greg turned to talk to Joel and then gave Tommy the Buschman Blockout for the rest of the show.

by Deer Carc-ass August 11, 2009

Blongosphere

(n.) Another term used to describe the internet(s).

I Can't believe my connection to the blongosphere died the night before the report.

by Tanker CMXL November 12, 2006