blowmance

The long term relationship between a person and cocaine that is very hard to break

The people on Celebrity Rehab almost seem hopeless. They have had such long term blowmances.

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Brommage

'Brommage' is a term used to describe an action taken to 'diffuse' and argument in a message board thread, this is most commonly done by going off on a wild tangent which bares no relevance to the thread in question, it can also be put into action by suggesting 'everyone get along' or 'just be friends' and in some cases 'no more arguments' This method was used almost daily by the late great Pete Brommage. 'You Brommaged this thread, motherfucker'

Example 1:
'Pete, judging from this thread, your taste in music is total turd, sunshine'

'Well, at the end of the day, I'm amazing at Chemistry, and you're just...not'

Example 2:

'Christ Pete, you're a right dork'

'Can't we all just get along? I don't wan't any more arguments'

by Nu-Gen Twat May 13, 2005

Blowmance

1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.

2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.

Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.

by Wyatt Junker October 7, 2009

Brommage

A insult often used on clubbing message boards in the UK. It is named after the prime Brommager of all time, Mr Pete Brommage:

The act of 'bromaging' is being involved in some sort of petty online argument and realising that you are losing out in a bad way because you're
a) a bit thick, or
b) generally a bit of a twat,

so the person either changes their argument point to fit in more with the 'winning' point, or turn it all around and play the "It's only a message board can't we all get along" card.
The Latter being the most used example And thus seeing the first incarnation of the Get Along Gang

Statements a Brommager would make after an argument they are clearly losing:

Brommage: I think it doesnt matter because its tuesday. Do you want me to send you a mix cd?

Brommage: Cant we all just get along?

Brommage: Thread deleted - Reason, moaning bastards.

by MotionDesk March 1, 2005

Blowmaster

Someone who is the determined master of giving bloweys.

You are the fucking blowmaster.

by nodaddynotthebelt April 19, 2010

blowmatose

The wearied, comatose state induced by the unsatisfactory attempts or failings of another at fellatio; the subject therefore falls unconscious as an alternative to the proceedings due to overwhelming boredom.

Worst night last night.. she had me blowmatose in 2 minutes!

by Humped One August 15, 2010

Blogmarks

Misleading software benchmarks written by well-meaning but clueless technologists in an attempt to generate traffic to their otherwise uninteresting blog.

Blahger: What do you mean that software was slow and unreliable? I published benchmarks on my blog showing it was *way* faster than everything else.
Victim: Blogmarks more like

by Scaling King March 19, 2011