Bromentia

A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.

The Situation is clearly showing the early stages of Bromentia

by H0oHa April 3, 2011

Blumenthal mistake

Giving the impression that one served in the military in a capacity one did not

Named after Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, who used language that implied he had served overseas during the Viet Nam war

"I didn't serve in Vietnam. I don't want to make a Blumenthal mistake here."--Joe Biden, in a speech to veterans on May 25, 2010

by ScAllze May 27, 2010

blowment

A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.

"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"

by TMDJ April 13, 2010

Blokenharty

To be thankful

Example: "Luke, I am your father, so be Blokenharty about it."

by TheUniverseAccordingToCharlie7 September 3, 2014

Bloman

When a girl buys you an ice cream cone and gives you a blow job while you enjoy your delicious treat.

"Hey Kyle, do you prefer a vanilla or chocolate Bloman?"

"Actually, I prefer a Rocky Road Bloman, Ricky!"

"Nice!"

by auzi02 May 31, 2016

Morgan Blumenthal

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Once you meet her you will go crazy over her.

Morgan Blumenthal, Will you go out with me?

by Flytom October 8, 2011

bromento

A souvenir that a bro acquires after getting laid. Usually, but not limited to, a piece of clothing, such as a bra or panties.

Bro #1: "When I woke up this morning I found that Cindy wasn't in my bed still but she left me a nice bromento."

Bro #2: "Nice bro!"

*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."

by Dunks22 July 21, 2010