blocka

The sound made by a "nine" when being used to "pop a cap" in ones rear end.

Also associated with splitting wigs.

- blocka blocka! - OW! MY ASS!

by bitchnigga October 20, 2003

Blockhunt

Blockhunt is the best gamemode on the minecraft server Mineplex. If you ever go on mineplex be sure to play Blockhunt first. The game consists of two teams: Hunters and Hiders. Hiders have to morph as chickens and afk on trees and hunters have to kill the hiders to win. Hunters who possess certain types of extra sensual perception have an advantage in this game but it is not allowed and they are disliked by the community. Good hunters often get accused of this.

A: Hey wanna play on mineplex?
B: Yeah sure, let's play Blockhunt!

A: Wow! This player has 1000 hunter wins!
B: Man he must be an esper!

by afterfive July 25, 2020

hata blockas

particularly large, dark sunglasses (usually designer) worn at all times (inside or out, day or night) to block your eyes from the haters. also an actual brand of sunglasses, availible on the internet, based in tampa florida.

this club is low, i need my hata blockas.

by heatx June 12, 2006

blockatiel

The unsung cockatiel hero against vulgar,pornographic,and unsightly images.Blockatiels block the offending images with their faces to save the innocence of the viewer.

What's this bird doing on my poster?
Blockatiel'd!

by Cockatiel Owner June 21, 2009

rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

Blockade

A combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. A group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.

We're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.

by cdawg821 May 20, 2010

cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

by Moojostuff November 18, 2009