chasing a bobcat

Alternate phrase for “taking a shit”. This phrase is used when in the presence of others or over public communication channels to tell individuals familiar with the phrase that you are currently in the shitter.
Also used as a warning to others that you or somebody else have just takin a shit or that it smells like someone around has shit their pants.

I.e. Conversation over the radio
Jeff: “Tim, what is your 20?”
Tim: “Chasing a bobcat upstairs”

Alternatively,

Tim: “WATCH OUT! There’s a bobcat on the deck!”

by GDI Slayer October 20, 2017

Otto the bobcat

The official mascot of Otto Middle School, the most statically gay middle school in all of Plano, with its own costume. This position is only offered for pedophilic furries who like to touch children and give a bobcat roar, otherwise known as pure sexual ear rape. Legend has it that the principle created the mascot after finding a masturbating large cat with lotion in his backyard and still roams to this day.

Duke: what's that mighty roar?
Rebbeca: that's Otto the bobcat moaning.

by Mr. Pepper October 6, 2019

bobcat

Noun: a vehicle utilized by the dirt whisperer to move dirt that may cause damage to septic and sprinkler systems.

The bobcat was used to degrade the backyard but ended up causing damage to someone else's property.

by Grand Firctionary February 4, 2014

Backdoor Bobcat

Whilst having intercourse with a girl from behind you insert three fingers from each hand into the girls rectum and wipe the fecal matter onto her face in a "whisker-like" fashion thus making her look like a bobcat.

Sherry was giving me some sass so I told her a backdoor bobcat was in order. Sherry never sassed me again.

by epiphone850 January 18, 2009

Gary Bobcat

An alternative term, or code name, for gang bang coined by Soldiers of the U.S. Army. Soldiers use this term in lieu of gang bang so as not to gain any unwanted attention from higher ranking Officers or NCOs.

"Did you hear about the Gary Bobcat out there at Natural Bridge?", asked the Spc. "Yeah man, I heard they had to send in a real destroyer to sully the party up!"

by Beetus McYeetus December 23, 2018

Snickering like a fucking bobcat.

The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.

Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!

by Jindurr January 25, 2018

Hotter than a dancing bobcat

1. When someone is on a streak or role. Doing well.

2. When the temperature outside is beyond bearable.

All references by Joe Simpson, Atlanta Braves color analyst

1. That ball player is hotter than a dancing bobcat

2. It’s hotter out here than a dancing bobcat

by DiamondsandDaisies May 28, 2018