Blo-Mo

"Blonde Moment" in shortened form. Can also be used as an insult.

I just had a blo-mo and locked my keys in the car.

Quit blo-moing, you've spilled your drink 5 times now.

She is a walking blo-mo.

Girl: I can't find my glasses!
Boy: They're on your head, blo-mo.
Girl: Oh haha, thanks

by thefrogy8thefly July 5, 2012

Blo-quet

When a woman receives flowers the day after performing oral sex.

Did you see that girl's desk today? She earned a huge blo-quet last night!

by when pride still mattered October 19, 2011

Blo Mo

A slang term for a Bloody Mary.

Sunday brunch is incomplete without a blo mo to curb a hangover.

by StreetScholastics March 28, 2023

blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!

Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

Blo-J Simpson

When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.

Dude i totally did a "Blo-J Simpson" last night

by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011

Blo-Nog

An ignorant permanent resident of Bloomington-Normal, Illinois. An ignorant permanent resident of any college town.

Person 1: Why is that person getting out of their car? Can't they read the say that says, "Do not get out of your car"?

Person 2: Oh he is a Blo-Nog, they do not know how to read.

Person 1: I can't wait til I graduate to get out of this town.

by theclap22 December 15, 2009

Blo-pig

A very large, obese or dumpy person.

John and I went to the club, but all the girls were blo-pigs.

by Summer O' Flannigan August 9, 2008