Blisterpated

To be so intoxicated that you're way past high or drunk and almost to the point of passing out .

I've drank and smoked so much today I believe I'm blisterpated!

by Firehawk21_2001 February 21, 2020

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

Basterbate

When you baste your penis with a turkey baster while masterbating.

Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!

by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021