Blobitch

A blobitch is a person who bitches how everything blows. Typically, a blobitch walks slowly, eats a lot, and says "that blows". A blobitch also contradicts everything you say just to be a bitch. Also, a blobitch always thinks he is right, and even if proven wrong, he will still not admit to his fault in judgment and taunt how he is still correct just because he says so.

Example 1
You: Hey, this sandwich is really good.
Blobitch: No it isn't, it fucking blows.
You: Don't be a fucking Blobitch!

Example 2
You: I just got a new car, I love it and am totally satisfied with it.
Blobitch: Your new car fucking blows, and you hate it.
You: Shut the fuck up you Blobitch!

by Snorky7777 September 21, 2010

Blibidly

To be filled with livid rage at a blatantly obvious grievance.
Attributed to Deborah Carter.

I am blibidly furious at the apartment complex for not fixing my floors after two weeks of asking.

by Prudens March 2, 2021

bligity

Noun. More commonly known as a blunt.

I always keep an emergency bligity in the glove compartment.

by BSpook March 9, 2009

blivitt

Ten lbs. of shit in a five-lb. bag. A disparaging term for someone who is basically full of shit.

Did you see that blivitt Howard Dean making the rounds on the Sunday talk shows this week?

by dandi December 19, 2003

blicit

Either your saying it and calling some one cute or bye or cool in each meaning is different

Oh alright bro, blicit

by Chrisxd August 23, 2017

blivit

10 punds of shit in a 5 pound bag, throw it at the wall and it goes blivit

what are you, a blivit?

by Levinator October 5, 2006

bibitz

A bibitz is ussualy a nickname that some people give to their loved one, but it`s especially used by afina to nickname his mika and vice-verca.

Oh hi, bibitz! Do you know where i left my cell?

by Literatvs AKA Afina February 6, 2009