blatto

A phrase used to describe the state of mind during a heavy drinking session. Usual characteristics of some one who is 'blatto' are hyperactivity, increased verbal noisage and unmatchable-sexual-disco-dancing.
Continued drinking may lead to the victim become blattered.

Person A: Yo Mr Orogato, Lets get Blatto!
Mr Orogato: Sick mate, but I am already blattterred!!
Person A: Ok lets dance!
/Mr Orogato humps Person A's Leg while doing the Robot!

by halooooom September 8, 2008

blerton

the best looking albanian you‘ve ever seen with a fucking 7“ cock that can destroy every girls ass

Girl 1: is that blerton? i want to fuck with him so bad
Girl 2: yeah, i did last night and he was sooo good

by gabe itch 69420 September 27, 2020

Blottoed

(blot) (oh) (ed) meaning very drunk or in a drunken stuper.

person1: man i got madd blottoed last night
person2: jigga your a blotto case

by Djaries May 31, 2006

Bettowksi

This is basically the same thing as bet but the only difference is this form of the word pays homage to its orgin better than “bet”. The Orginator being the legendary daredevil Kick Bettowski.

N: “Ayo come over when your ready”
J: “Bettowksi”

by Jay Breezy Odeezy August 4, 2018

bretton coffey

just simply that W manz

Yo did you hear about bretton coffeys crazy ariel in rocket league?

by LeafsGlazer August 14, 2023

Blerton

Blerton is the prettiest and nicest guy out there. Every woman loves him. He can have any girl he wants. He is mostly calm, but always ready when it matters. He is very loyal and would never abandon his closest friends. He is also good at fucking.

Gabriela: Omg, did you see Blerton? He is so hot!

Laura: Yes, he is the most beautiful boy I know! I would do anything with him. ;)

by Qiener January 7, 2019

Bretton

Bretton is a calm, sensible guy. He is kind, but can really put up a fight. He is larger than most boys in both strength and weight (fat). He is not shy, and doesn’t mind people laughing about his weight at pools or while in gym class. Bretton is the funny one in his group of friends, and likes inviting people over to his house to play video games, and eat pizza. He is good at most school activities, such as math and english, but struggles with science. Bretton wears 100% polyester shirts (very thin and tight), so he can show his is comfortable with his weight and doesn’t care what you have to say about it.

Brettons Friend: Bretton is a nice dude. Once you get to know him, you will forget about his weight and like him, too.
———
Passerby 1: Look at Bretton, over there. I know he’s a nice guy and all, but he’s a little fat.
Passerby 2: Yea, that tight polyester doesn’t look good on him.
———
Bretton walks over to the new kid.
Bretton: Hey, nice to meet you! Welcome to our school. Want a tour?
New kid: I think I can find the way the schools food supply myself, fatty.
Bretton: Go right ahead. :P

by JoeDoe* February 17, 2019