better hoagie down

something you say when you have a prolonged dispute with your significant other while you are under the impression that they are trying to gaslight you because they keep making the same cryptic statement every morning but refuse to elaborate on it or even acknowledge that they said it, right before you find out that your significant other wasn't even home most of the time you were having these delusions, and that you were actually in a drug-induced state of psychosis that was caused by you mistakenly taking their prescription antipsychotic drugs.

"It's cold out there. Better hoagie down."

by jernsdeath May 3, 2023

still a better love story than twilight

When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more

Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight

by donthate123 April 27, 2014

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

Better in Stereo

"Better in stereo" simply means two things/people that are both good on their own, but they're better together.

Rihanna is good at singing and Jay-Z is good at rapping. They're both good but better in stereo.

by Call Me Jordan January 7, 2016

YOU BETTER STOP

A video popular on YouTube In the video a woman yells at a kid when he makes a flamethrower and the woman yells "YOU BETTER STOP, STOP,BITCH STOP" People mainly use it when some thing cringey is said or done.

Normie: Hey want to trade pokemon cards?
Outsider: You Better stop bitch stop.

by Frostyfade33 September 4, 2017

someone better than me

you, obviously

me: do you know someone better than me
you: of course i do, it's me
me: omg so true

by max,harris May 13, 2022

better off dead

-phrase.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.

1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.

2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.

by Elisara January 28, 2008