French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 17, 2014

Blacative

A hot ass black and native american girl.

Damn that blacative girl is fine!
Yo you dating that blacative girl?? You lucky.

by wildchild0518 May 14, 2015

piping hot laxative

Coffee, well known for its mysterious laxative properties

Hey, I'm a little constipated; would you mind picking me up a piping hot laxative at Starbucks?

by MamaLemma March 5, 2008

Elephant laxative

A poison made for Gay Men in the 17th century who where caught in the act of anal or head. Also used for Present day rapists in prison. In which the poison can literally make you shit your large intestines inside out, exploding all of your shit from the large intestine out of the tube of and ass you have left, meanwhile all of the liquid and gunk inside of your small intestine will flush your stomach making your barf until you have to inhale eventually breathing in your barf, finally all the rest of your Bodily fluids will come out of the erect dick until there is nothing left but a resin if a body.

“The Rapists was caught in the act of fucking the fetus out of the local pregnant autistic girl, so we force fed him elephant laxatives. Leaving him nothing but an but an inside out resin intestine.

by CowtonLee May 30, 2022

LAXative

Something that can be consumed to make your lacrosse game flow more smoothly

I took a laxative last night before the championship game and I scored 18 goals!

by Papabear28 May 30, 2009

blative

Blative a slang word to describe someone with black and native american ancestry the term blative does NOT apply to you if you are not enrolled in a federally recognized tribe if you are not enrolled in a tribe than you are just black desecended from someone with very little native ancestry

Native # 1: Ever sick look at Ally pretending to be Indian!!

Native # 2: Shh! Ally is native shes enrolled in a tribe juts because she looks black doesnt mean shes not native shes black and native blative *native # 1 and 2 both smile*

by rezzed out rockstar November 26, 2013

Laxative

Laxative's are for stubborn people.

You're so full of shit, I'll buy you a laxative for Christmas.

by A shitty person March 4, 2021