Blamestorming

(noun)

1. A meeting intended to determine why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

I just got out of a three hour blamestorming session with IT about the server failure last week; Someone's going to end up in unemployment over this.

by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

blameology

The science of not accepting personal responsibility by blaming others for own faults.

Stop with this blameology!

by Narcissistic Notes Fb page April 16, 2014

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and identifying a scapegoat.

After a second customer refused to sign their newly-and-incompetently-redesigned "three-tier" support agreement, the VP of Support and the COO held a blamestorming session and decided to pin the problem on the customer rep, who was subsequently fired.

by Best Served Cold May 7, 2010

Blammer

A shiny or pimped out gun, usually for decoration, drug lords, or rich people that want to feel powerful.

"Aye pass me that blammer, bouta pop these fools in in style"

by Stillbrazy June 18, 2016

Amir Blumenfeld

An amazingly funny and talented man from College Humor. He is best known for his role in Jake and Amir which can be found at jakeandamir.com

person 1 "Yo, did you see the new Jake and Amir skit?" Person 2 "Hell yea! Amir Blumenfeld was hilarious. TWINZIES..or whateva."

by Andie Boudreaux January 26, 2009

Blame-a-thon

Game played by nation´s decision makers and Big Business every time that occurs a major catastrophe.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.

Energy giant BP and the other companies involved with the catastrophic Deepwater Horizon oil spill — Transocean and Halliburton — has dodged responsibility for the accident by repeatedly blaming the others... what a Blame-a-thon.

Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

blaum

(verb). To publicize and/or recruit others who are members of a defined or cohesive group to engage in an competing activity separate and apart from a previously scheduled and publicized activity in a way that forces members of the group to choose amongst the competing activities and generates animosity amongst the members on both sides.

I can't believe Kevin would blaum Lynn's birthday by organizing a karaoke party for the same night - what a douche!

by ausable ames March 17, 2010