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anal blaster

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus
Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.
by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015
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Blast From The Past

Ignore the erotic definitions made by horny teens below, but a blast from the past is something that was made from the past, but its very amazing, even to the present day.
Person 1: Whoa, Super Mario Bros for the NES is such a blast from the past!
Pesron 2: I know, right!
by SireSatire April 9, 2021
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Fag Blast

The explosive expulsion of Santorum from the recipient of anal sex.
He fag blasted all over my chest and proceeded to rub it into my sinuses.

"Hey, did you hear about Winthrop?"
"No, what happened?"
"I heard he took like three dicks up the ass and the back pressure of his fag blast coated the entire restroom of the gay bar with carnitas and regret."
by Bacon Bit & Tater Tot October 6, 2012
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Bozant Blast

A fusion of Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan. The Bozant Blast was created by a Mountain Dew loving fanatic, named Bozant who the drink is named after. Bozant wanted to take his childhood passion for Mountain Dew and bring it to the world of alcohol, and did ever so beautifully by creating the Bozant Blast. This drink, that contains three shots of C. Mo to every Mountain Dew, has gained popularity on the campuses of Cal Poly, UCSD, and UCD. This spread is the responsibility of the original Bozant Blast disciples, Zant himself, Jeff, and Marty. Through their courage and determination this trio has spread the word of Zantism, and has made the Bozant Blast the special drink it is today.
Hey Bra what are we going to do when I get to Cal Poly?
-Well I got some Dew and C. Mo in the fridge I was hoping we could Bozant Blast it up and then watch some That 70's show. Then later we could Blast it up again and then play grab ass.
by headmaster May 22, 2008
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Get blasted!

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010
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man blasting

Assembling LED video panels in an aggressive manner.
Hey bro, those Screenworks guys are totally man blasting that screen together.
by Super Rad Kids June 8, 2017
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Good-Blaster

An amazing device used by the heroic officers of the law to obliterate the dirtbags.
Deputy Shane: Hey Kyle, what is the best weapon to use in self-defense?

Deputy Kyle: I would have to say that would be a Good-Blaster, Shane, it is the best firearm ever.

Deputy Shane: Thanks Kyle, I'll always have my Good-Blaster on my side.
by mcmeow93 October 16, 2012
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