wanky blanky

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

by blumkin05 September 5, 2016

Stanky Blanky

When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.

Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?

by TJ Trainwreck July 24, 2018

blankie

cozy-ass blanket thats warm

"uncle ben gon squirt on that blankie"

by anonymous March 21, 2024

Brocks._.blankiee

It’s a Colby Brock fan page and the owner is super ugly but hot at the same time ;)

Brocks._.blankiee is kinda ugly but hot.

chad : she is tho

by Brocks._.blankiee October 29, 2021

Blanky Jankies

When you jerk off and nothing comes out.

"I'm throwing blanky jankies" - Three 6 Mafia song "Lolli Lolli"

by The Hernandez Family August 16, 2012

Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

Blankie

A beautiful piece of fabric that has a soul to it that comforts a special woman.

Amanda’s blankie helps her sleep and makes her smile

by Nacho Same Type April 7, 2025