rowan blanchard

I female activist and amazing role model AND GORGEOUS all at the age ofor 16. She's Riley In Disney's Girls meets world.

'Do you love Rowan Blanchard'
'Yes!!!! She's amazing'

by Infonator January 11, 2018

Dick Blanchard

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)

Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.

by JJ May 13, 2003

Tully Blanchard

Named for one of professional wrestling's Four Horsemen, A Tully Blanchard is when you microwave a beer and then bong it. A great way to punish someone.

He tipped over your beer? Make him do a Tully Blanchard!

by Ric Flair Don't Care August 1, 2010

Blanchardstown Foghorn

Throwing yourself to the other side of the bed and burying your face in the pillow before farting.

Had to let rip and didn't want to wake the other half so had to do a Blanchardstown Foghorn

by Bubbatep March 11, 2020

bitch ass eric blanchard

A hypothetical person who harasses people, and goes around looking for problems because he doesn't have a life outside of prying into yours.

Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the dogs playing again.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.

Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷

by Marxbabe2 May 20, 2020

Blanchard's Paradox

The dilemma that all autogynephilic men must confront: stay a man and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of not being a woman; or become a woman and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of all the hormone therapy nuking your sex drive.

I honestly don't know whether to troon out or not: how will I fap to not having a dick any more if I don't have a dick? It's Blanchard's Paradox all over.

by muggsymoon May 8, 2022

Blanchard

A white person. Like seriously white. Pale, pasty, Caucasian; white.

You're pretty Blanchard today, you feeling okay?

You like Starbucks and county music? You Blanchard.

by TheDoctasTardis July 2, 2017