blamph

Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).

Omg, it's Blamphhh!

"I love kricken."

by Notkricken... September 12, 2012

Blamped

Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.

Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.

I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !

I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.

by Steve Francis September 3, 2007

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

Blamestorming

Business meetings that devolve into finding fault for why projects have gone wrong, rather than looking for successful results. This is also known as postmortem.

After four months of secret meetings and public blamestorming, the Legislature will adjourn, having done some favors for powerful special interests and approved a budget that spends hundreds of millions of dollars more than the state will take in.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

blumpshe

the process of giving A woman oral sex while she is sitting on the toilet.

My girlfriend is happy because last night I gave her a Blumpshe.

by luke Finn August 1, 2008

bamps

an affectionate term for grandfather

My bamps takes me fishing when I visit him every summer.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022