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bjørn-roar

the most handsome man you will ever find, but he doesnt want to do shit. hes so handsome even guys like him.
i love bjørn-roar, i would do anything for him
mugGet the bjørn-roarmug.

Bjørn Disease

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023
mugGet the Bjørn Diseasemug.

Bjørn-Simen

Bjørn-Simen is a traditional foodmeal from The Philipines and is mostly eaten in Russia. If someone is called Bjørn-Simen they probably love food and milk so watch your fridge when having Bjørn-Simen on visit.
- Son? Did you eat all the food?
- Yes, mom.
- You little son of a Bjørn-Simen
by Espen Grina March 9, 2020
mugGet the Bjørn-Simenmug.

bjørn ola

A Norwegian "double name" used for people who spend too much time playing Call of Duty and tells pure BS.
Wow, that Bjørn Ola didn't sleep because of Cod... Again.

OMG! That dude is sooo Bjørn Ola
by Furanot January 30, 2017
mugGet the bjørn olamug.

Ole-Bjørn

Also called Ole-Gud, he is the all powerful mastermind of the hexadecimal number system and ruler of the weather in Trondheim!
Guy 1: Oh shit, it's raining outside
Guy 2: Ole-Bjørn must be angry.

Guy 1: Probably stuck with his math homework.. Again..
Guy 2: Yup, better bring my allværsjakke
by Urban assfister September 22, 2010
mugGet the Ole-Bjørnmug.

Bjørn

A very beautiful male, dark brown wavy hair and blue eyes. He gives you compliments and is always so sweet
by Koilyd April 14, 2020
mugGet the Bjørnmug.

bjørn-inge

The greatest at LoL you'll ever find.😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
I an like Bjørn-Inge
by Remlover6969 June 22, 2017
mugGet the bjørn-ingemug.

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