A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 10, 2023
Bjørn-Simen is a traditional foodmeal from The Philipines and is mostly eaten in Russia. If someone is called Bjørn-Simen they probably love food and milk so watch your fridge when having Bjørn-Simen on visit.
by Espen Grina March 09, 2020
Also called Ole-Gud, he is the all powerful mastermind of the hexadecimal number system and ruler of the weather in Trondheim!
Guy 1: Oh shit, it's raining outside
Guy 2: Ole-Bjørn must be angry.
Guy 1: Probably stuck with his math homework.. Again..
Guy 2: Yup, better bring my allværsjakke
Guy 2: Ole-Bjørn must be angry.
Guy 1: Probably stuck with his math homework.. Again..
Guy 2: Yup, better bring my allværsjakke
by Urban assfister September 21, 2010
I an like Bjørn-Inge
by Remlover6969 June 22, 2017
A very beautiful male, dark brown wavy hair and blue eyes. He gives you compliments and is always so sweet
Your so pretty Bjørn
by Koilyd April 15, 2020
Originally from the Scandinavian word for "bear", "Bjørn" is the absolute greatest name you can give a Scandinavian boy. Greatness and success shall follow his footsteps, and power and strenght shall infuse his godly body and mind. Mostly used in Scandivania, though with different adaptations to the different languages. "Björn", in Swedish, Danish and Islandic, "Biǫrn", in ancient norse, and "Bernrur" in ancient Faroe.
A quite impressive name indeed!
A quite impressive name indeed!
by TheNorseMan September 21, 2017
Bjørn is a danish guy with an impressive knowledge of all things completely irrelevant. Tends to be interested in things that most would deem unhealthy.
by Truthsayer69XDLOL November 23, 2021