Bitchass Lettuce

An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.

Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce

Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.

by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022

bitchass-ness

a word created by p.diddy himself. it is an epidemic running ramped in our communities; the word means envy, hate, and deceit.

"do you have a lil bit of bitchass-ness in you cause i seen the way u handled that with your girl"

NO BITCHASS-NESS!

by anonymous chick May 21, 2008

bitchariffic

A mix between terrific and bitchin'. bitchariffic is more bitchin' than terrific.

Gangsta #1: Yo, that's bitchin'.
Gangsta #2: Screw that. That's bitchariffic, yo!

by pulong! May 11, 2010

bitchass

Popular name for the University of Maryland mascot Testudo. Originated from a rumor that rubbing a stature of the mascot would bring good luck. After this ritual brought many students misfortune, the name Bitchass was chosen in reference.

Make sure to avoid bitchass before your exam.

by Robert Sanner December 5, 2004

bitchallenging

When someone is a bitch and they’re being a bit challenging or difficult.

Did you see Addy last night? She was being a bitchallenging.

by dirtymurk June 25, 2018

shut yo bitchass up

When a nigga (usually named Anas) say some stupid/absurd shit.

Anas: “Allah is real.”
David: “shut yo bitchass up.”

by hotgrill January 18, 2022

bitcharooneytoony

A bitch who is not like most bitches, but the worst of them all

Check this BITCHAROONEYTOONY out, aren't they the WORST!!!!

by achichanega September 26, 2019