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bison poop

bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!
example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".

example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.
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Bison Butter 

I was about to go down on this lady, right, but she hadn't washed herself in a couple of days and she had bison butter all over her junk.

Bison Breath 

If somebody has really bad breath you can compare it to a bisons breath
“That boy has proper Bison Breath , it stinks!”
Bison Breath by afc1878 December 6, 2019

bison hoof 

abnormally large or stretched out, hangy,vaginal lips.
I got my bison hoof stuck in the zipper of my jeans yesterday!

Bison Bomb 

When having sex,you flip your partners legs up over their head,until their feet touch the floor..and they are completely upside down. Then you give that vag a repetitive downward thrust with your man meat,and pound it into a pulp.
That bobblehead bitch Sandra came by this weekend. I gave that beav a proper bison bomb
Bison Bomb by T999 July 18, 2019

Bison Log 

A big old throb'n cock


Fred: I heard Keri rode Jose's Bison Log for hours last night.
Barney: Yeah, females love the Bison.
Bison Log by Bisonlog August 20, 2008