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bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!
example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".

example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.
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bisou

bisou bisou = little kiss
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M.Bison

Only a true geek could tell you M.Bison's name is Vega in Japan, is the founder of the criminal organization Shadaloo, killed his martial-arts master who taught him Psycho Power, killed Chun-Li's father, created Cammy to inhabit, created Rose to dump the good side of his soul into and later inhabited after failing to inhabit Cammy, was blown up by Charlie and Guile, and finally killed by Akuma.
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clitty bison

A Clitty Bison is a rare breed of frog that is native to Mt Everest. It is often found in the higher regions and has been sighted as high as 8,300m. Originally sighted in 2008 by Ewan Melville (British) there has since been a reported 17 sightings of the Clitty Bison.

Since it's discovery, the Clitty Bison has been occasionally used as an insult referring to those who are inappropriate.
Eg "Mitch, you can't say that you Clitty Bison"

I can't believe we were lucky enough to see a Clitty Bison
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M. Bison

1. (noun): One of the Main Villains in the popular Street Fighter franchise. In America, this is the name of the Dictator that runs the evil coroporation known as Shadaloo. In Japan, this is the name of the Boxer also known as Balrog in America, hence "Mike" Bison, who is based on boxer Mike Tyson.

2. (verb): In a fighting game, namely Street Fighter, this means to go easy on your opponent in the first round of a match, then unleash your full potential for the rest of said match. Coined from when fighting the Dictator as the final boss in Street Fighter II, the A.I. will go easy on the player in the first round, then unleash all Hell upon him/her afterwards. Note that in online play of any fighting game, this is a risky maneuver to try, namely because you don't know the capabilities of your opponents, and that if you succeed in pulling it off, you may make the loser RageQuit and sob all over their now-broken controller because you have raised their hopes of winning, then effectively demolished them.
1. M. Bison in Japan is the boxer that looks like Mike Tyson, and in America, he is the dictator who everybody else in the game wants to kill.

2. New Player: YES! I won the first round!

Veteran Player: Good Job! Now I don't have to hold back!

Frightened New Player: Wait, Wha-

*Veteran Player destroys the shit out of New Player*

New Player: *RageQuits* WAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! MOMMY!!! THAT GUY M. BISONED MEE!! I'M GONNA BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HOW GAY AND CHEAP HE WAAS!!! WAAAAAAH!!!
by BlackTAP118 August 17, 2011
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bisouface

a face that is so beautiful, you want to cover it with french kisses
out of 11 millions people in nyc, there is only one bisouface
by charlotte loves bisouface August 6, 2009
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