love bijection

when everyone in one given group of people is dating or hooking up with exactly one person in another given group of people, and vice versa. in principle this is an analogue to a love triangle (whose terminology is mathematically incorrect)

Roommate 1: I noticed you never came home last night..
Roommate 2: Yeah I hooked up with this girl. Her roommate's hot too.
Roommate 1: Oh shit.. did you try to have a threesome?
Roommate 2: Hell no, I'm gonna introduce her roommate to you, then we can have a love bijection!

by fareastside March 1, 2010

belectioner

Someone who loves both One Direction and Just Bieber.

OMG, I'm such a belectioner!

by Ninja belectioner March 19, 2013

Berection

When you get a boner from your bro

damn you got a berection damn

by Simp Wigga March 12, 2020

birectional

When a girl's boobies point in opposite directions.

"Man that girl is birectional, I think she's part orangutan!"

by Jordan!! woo! December 11, 2007

Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other

"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."

by Oside79 January 31, 2014

bijection

when you get noooooo bitches, that's called rejection.

so you turn bisexual... but you still aint pullin?

call that a bijection

Damn did you hear about Eissa? Turns out he's a bijection.

Damn what an L + bozo + ratio

by madaret January 25, 2022

Brection

The event of a girl's breasts becoming hard, as if her breasts are having an erection.

Friend One: I was getting kinky with my girlfriend, and she totally got a brection!

Friend Two: Whoa, sweet, man!

by DrnCrs December 18, 2010