Brithmas

When you have a birthday so close to Christmas that you get screwed out of two separate days of presents.

Instead of birthday and Christmas presents, you get "Brithmas" presents.

If your actual birthday falls before Christmas, you know you won't be getting anything on Christmas day and if it falls after Christmas, you know there won't be any birthday presents.

If your birthday falls ON Christmas... you're boned but at least there won't be a full day of letdown.

1. I've never received a birthday gift nor a Christmas present... only a Brithmas gift.

2. Brithmas gifts are usually a license for people to kill two birds with one stone while spending only for a single present.

by Master Control December 21, 2008

Bombay Birthmarks

The large pinkish-red blotches, present just above the knees of a short-wearing person, immediately after exiting the "crapperie", after a night of over-exuberance at the Akash Balti House.

"Sporting a nasty pair of Bombay Birthmarks there Tony".
"Yes, I know, that Jalfresi Extra Hot I had last night has gone right through me like rusty water"

by woty July 30, 2008

birthmate

A friend or acquaintance who shares a birthday with you; ideally the exact same birthdate, including year.

My friend Tamara and I are birthmates because we were born on the exact same day.

by deviant85 January 14, 2009

Waldorf Birthmark

A term used to define a tattoo that a girl gets on the small of her back. Maryland regional variant of the Tramp Stamp.

Also known as a Dundalk Birthmark

That girl over there has a Waldorf Birthmark,she might as well say she's putting out.

by Hunter Keeler May 7, 2008

Birthmasukkah

When one has a birthday close to Christmas, so presents are spread out over multiple nights from one's birthday to Christmas, similar to Hanukkah.

Person 1: Dang, that sucks for her. Her birthday is so close to Christmas that she doesn't get many presents.

Person 2: Don't worry about her. She celebrates Birthmasukkah .

by German Juice December 1, 2009

Birthmark

When wiping after taking a crap and you get some poop on your hand.

Man, I just took a huge shit, but I got this birthmark now.

by M.G. Lite February 28, 2008

Bangladesh birthmark

when a man squats onto a woman's face, leaving a brown dot on her forehead. (reverse teabag optional)

He left her with a Bangladesh birthmark.

by 82ndABN March 18, 2009