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The Brown Birthday Suit 

The Brown Birthday Suit - On your birthday, your partner holds a lit birthday candle in their mouth. You sing happy birthday to yourself (because there's a candle in your partner's mouth). After finishing your birthday song, you blow out the candle with a forceful diarrhea spray. Usually, it happens at the height of the birthday celebration.
My mom wanted to give me the brown birthday suit, but I got her to give it to my dad instead.
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wrinkle your birthday suit 

Cramping one's style.

The loss of or inability to get an erection.
You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?

Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.

birthday suitin'

BIRTHDAY SUITIN' derives from BIRTHDAY SUIT (naked body) and means FUCKIN'.
MIKE: What are you and Megan gonna do tonight?

JEFF: We're gonna be birthday suitin'!

birthday suiting 

the act of displaying a close friendship between two friends by getting as undressed as you both feel comfortable and either hugging, snuggling, or any display of affection you feel apropriate. pushing the limits is encouraged.
john and sally get in there underware and hug to show there love & friendship for each other. they are officially birthday suiting
birthday suiting by master69man August 24, 2011

The Birthday Suite 

A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.
Where the hell is Tim?

Oh, he’s over at the Birthday Suite. He’s turning 41 today.

birthdaysuit 

some trashy outfit you wear on your birthday or any other day of the year usually consists of a pair of panties and nothing else
Guy1: Hey man I saw Lisa in her birthdaysuit yesterday

Guy2: Really? What'd she look like?
birthdaysuit by childplz January 8, 2011