birkenstock

The most awesome shoes ever invented! Made to fit your feet perfectly- they get batter with age!

Dude- i have had my Birkenstocks for over 7 years and they keep getting better and better!

by Angie LK April 24, 2008

Birkenstocks

shoes that hippies wear. the ever so awesome band, nofx doesnt like hippies

he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt,
he wears his birkenstocks to work,
is he a jerk? no! just confused
jeff dont wear regular shoes

by baller23423434 August 26, 2008

Birkenstocks

the expensive clogs or sandels that are for both men and female people. They are usually around $120.00. They are also very comforable and are really preppy. Every big prep should have them.

The Birkenstocks are like the best shoes ever

by Andretheprep November 12, 2005

Birkenstocks

Ugly ass shoes that hippies or preps wear usually with bluejeans, and are retarded enough to pay over 100$, wear them on a day it's going to rain, then complain to everyone about them getting wet. The also make feet smell horiffic. if you see somebody wearing these tell them to keep them on.

Prep: " omgz, I like, can't believe these got wet! I had to hurry to class, and I slipped in the halls, and my feet are wet, so feel sorry for me!"

by Tracy M August 05, 2005

Birkenstockings

When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings.

Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings!

Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?"
Person: Birkenstockings, young man!

by SashJo March 13, 2016

Birkenstocks

Lesbian footwear that people named Janell lust after, crave and ultimately purchase. This purchase will be mocked by all gubbies everywhere.

OMG! Those birkenstocks are so lesbian, Janell! Gubby does not approve.

by Gubby 2.0 July 03, 2018

Birkenstocks

The most effective form of birth control developed. Works for both sexes, and uses a unique footwear-based approach not commonly seen in other solutions.

Bruv, did you see that nasty ass broad in them Birkenstocks?

by Bionodroid September 18, 2020