Birdboxed

When you're giving a man a blowjob and he nuts over your face covering your eyes. you then have to blindly try and find a towel.

Last night I was blowing my boyfriend and he birdboxed me

by DarlingTatorTot January 6, 2019

Birdbox

When 2 trap queens fist fight over the last 40oz of Olde English

The 2 hoes decided to birdbox over the last drink

by Chef Chingon December 31, 2018

Birdbox

To birdbox someone -> To murder someone
To birdbox oneself -> To commit suicide
Birdbox yourself -> KYS

John is so annoying, he needs to birdbox

You need to birdbox that post before your mom birdboxes you

by MrBirdBox May 11, 2019

Birdbox

To birdbox oneself -> To commit suicide
To birdbox someone -> To murder someone
Go birdbox yourself -> KYS

John is so annoying, he should go birdbox
You need to birdbox that post before your mom sees it and birdboxes you

by MrBirdBox May 12, 2019

Birdboxing

The feeling to kill yourself in a brutal or dumb way out of an impulse.

Wow, that‘s just gross. You make me birdbox myself!

He can‘t join today, he was birdboxing himself after a fight with his chef.

by MyNameIsGirl December 30, 2018

birdboxed

Getting a handy while blindfolded...turns out the dude was blind....turns out it was a dude.

“Oh fuck that feels great. Do you use lotion on your hands?”

*opens eyes*

*OH FUCK GREG NOT AGAIN! Get the walkin’ cane and bounce the fuck out of my room. You just BirdBoxed me you sly son of a gun”

by gudy robert January 4, 2019

Birdbox

It's where you put a blindfold on your chick and then let other dudes bang her and tell her she's not allowed to take off the blindfold and has to listen to every word you say.

"Thanks for lettin' me birdbox your ol' lady last night!"

by FuckityWuckity January 11, 2019