Bingodick

An annoying idiot who never seems to have a clue as to how reality works.

My little brother believes everything he hears. He's such a bingodick.

by Geoff AF January 5, 2020

binocfocals

Really thick lenses on spectical that looks like 1/2 binoculars, and 1/2 bifocals. Thus the term binocfocals.

I feel bad for that kid. He'll never get a date for the prom wearing those binocfocals on his face.

by dehubb133 January 2, 2008

Binder Knot

An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.

Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Bindra

Intellectual beings that govern the very working of the universe, they have immense power and can alter the very fabric of space-time. They are what some people might call....well...God.

Aman: I wish I were god duh
Raghav: You mean you wish you were a Bindra?

by Who’s Joe?? November 17, 2019

Bindone

Bindone is a cyclic triketone; a self condensation product of 1,3-indandione in acidic solutions!

-What's that yellowish thing in your Büchner funnel?
-It's Bindone!

by EddPsycho June 6, 2010

Binding

Chest binding to make breasts look flatter, less noticeable or more masculine. Binding should never be done with tape or ace bandages, and safety precautions should be taken.

"I'm binding today"

"Binding makes me feel better about myself"

by CATBOI March 28, 2019

Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013