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bonersexual

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A homosexual who is obsessed with erect penises
Look at those bonersexuals swordfighting with their boners
by LeTomTornadoes March 30, 2015
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Bikesexual

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To only feel sexual desire to bicycles. This can include motorised bicycles.
God, after Chris Hughes admitted he was bikesexual the world has never been the same.
by Lolcat Eater March 16, 2009
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bikosexual

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Bikosexual is basically part heterosexual and part metrosexual. Bikosexual people are straight, but like some things that some people would consider to be gay. Bikosexual guys enjoy listening to rock/rap whatever "guy" music as well as "girl" music such as "pop" or any other girl-ish music... Bikosexuals dress and act like normal heterosexual men but are very secure with their masculinity so they are capable of joking around and acting gay sometimes... Bikosexuals are easy to talk to and get along with. Bikosexuals are very open and can relate with the opposite sex. Bikosexuals are also very loyal and honest with their friends, and don't ever cheat either. Bikosexuals are usually really good looking and are usually surrounded by the opposite sex. Basically, Bikosexual people are the coolest people ever...
Girl: Omg, that guy is so hot, why is he listening to pop music, is he gay?
Guy: Heck no! he's just bikosexual. It's kinda like being metrosexual but cooler.... and he's straight...
Girl: Damn!! that's the kind of guy I need to get!
by FShadow7 July 5, 2006
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Biebsexual

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A term to describe the sexuality of a male that is sexually attracted to women, with the exception of Justin Bieber.
I'm totally biebsexual! It drives me crazy!
by haleyscomet812 June 4, 2011
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Bikesexual

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The sexual attraction of a man towards a bike, commonly small bikes or children's bikes.

Men that are Bikesexual often have their sexuality associated as a choice or sexual preference, however it is considered a mental illness, like pedophilia or necrophilia.

Bikesexuality has never been associated with women before, and the reason for this is still unknown. However, the female gender is the only one to experience Hobosexuality (sexual attraction towards homeless people).

Men that experience Bikesexuality are often more commonly attracted to small/tiny bikes or children's bikes. This has nothing to do with pedophilia, but is believed to have something to do with the fact that men who are Bikesexual 'have a momentary lapse in brain function whenever seeing a bike, thus meaning they revert back to a child-like state, liking anything cute, shiny or small'.
Tricycles are especially appreciated in this circle of men.
Mikhail came a few times when he saw Sasha's new Barbie tricycle.

He still doesn't consider himself Bikesexual.
by Mechanical Ballerina May 18, 2009
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bikesexual

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Describing someone who enjoys performing sexual acts on a bike.
A:"so the new guy I'm seeing is definitely bikesexual"
B:"how do you know?"
A:"He propped me up against my biked and banged me"
by biked May 30, 2010
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Bikesexual

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When you just dig bikes that much...
You see that guy, Ian?
Yeah, I heard he's bikesexual.
Yeah he humps his bike
by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017
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