3 definitions by thisisbikesexual

Bikesexual

When you just dig bikes that much...

You see that guy, Ian?
Yeah, I heard he's bikesexual.
Yeah he humps his bike

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017

La Douleur Excuise

When your best friend falls in love with your boyfriend. And then sits on that for 6 effing months. And doesn't say anything about it. And flirts with him in public. And TELLS HIM TO STRIP FOR HER.

Wow, what a great example of La Douleur Excuise! She threw out hoes before bros!

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017

Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.

Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017