Bikesexual

When you just dig bikes that much...

You see that guy, Ian?
Yeah, I heard he's bikesexual.
Yeah he humps his bike

by thisisbikesexual December 02, 2017

Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.

Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!

by thisisbikesexual December 02, 2017

La Douleur Excuise

When your best friend falls in love with your boyfriend. And then sits on that for 6 effing months. And doesn't say anything about it. And flirts with him in public. And TELLS HIM TO STRIP FOR HER.

Wow, what a great example of La Douleur Excuise! She threw out hoes before bros!

by thisisbikesexual December 02, 2017