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Bielefeld

Fictional town in Germany. No roads lead to Bielefeld, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Bielefeld.
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.

Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)
X: Have you ever been in Bielefeld?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy
by Milanifan June 21, 2010
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bilel

a guy who holds grudges for a very long time. when he likes someone he means real stuff. mess with bilel's you mess with everything. But Bilel's are very sweet and mean no harm
" Wow you're so nice, you're such a bilel"
by happyyyyy November 30, 2016
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Bifflet

Two of the bestest friends ever...

Male&female.
Skirral & Bunneh are Bifflets!
by Mh88 December 21, 2009
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Biselectional

Someone who is biselectional is only attracted to one or more select people of the same sex. This does not mean they are fully gay it just means that the are only gay for one or more certain people. Slang: Bi-sel
I’m not gay but I’m biselectional for Madelaine Petsch
by myrointhebuilding October 7, 2019
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Bielke Plan

An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Usage 1:

Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.

Usage 2:

I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
by rcajun February 25, 2010
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bikeling

The act of riding your bike with the sole purpose of the enjoyment of the ride, rather than the destination or the physical exercise.
"Did you see those shorts that the dude bicycling was wearing?! Lame. I'm glad I get to wear my skinny jeans while I go bikeling.".
by cdturner September 22, 2010
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Jessica Biel

Proof white girls can/do have great asses.
Yeah, that Jessica Biel has one fine ass.
by Adrian August 31, 2007
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