Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.

I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.

by Fury's Dartboard June 20, 2022

Probably my Biceps

pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Probably my biceps"
*swooning and possible copulation ensues*

by Jessetotallydidnotmakethis February 8, 2013

committed bachelor

A man going his own way, living for himself, declaring autonomy and rejecting the expected traditional role as protector and provider for the modern woman who increasingly insists she is independent and equal while demanding more money, privileges and programs from the government and other institutions.

John is a committed bachelor because he refuses to get married to any of his girlfriends.

by Autonymous August 23, 2014

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by white choc March 1, 2011

Walmart biceps

Arms that have so much fat hanging off past the elbows, it is virtually indistinguishable from a superheavyweight sumo wrestler. This phenomena is commonly observed in Walmart stores, where the average shopper has said biceps.

Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.

by CapnMidnight August 6, 2014

bicced

When someone borrows your lighter and then does not return it.

Damn, Joe used my lighter and never gave it back, bicced again!

by cameronga November 22, 2010

bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010