blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

brunking

Consuming copious amounts of alcohol during brunch.

Guys let's hit the bar early for lunch and do some brunking.

by Steelclimber July 13, 2014

Blunkin

A blunkin is when you are taking a shit and getting head at the same time

ur mom gave me a blunkin

by cracka lacka123456789 November 1, 2008

Flesh Bunking

During an economic turndown or quarantine there is only one twin bed to be used by three or more males. They resort to stacking naked one on top of another interlocking with their penis penetrating the anus of the gentleman above. Thus result in a stable jenga like sleeping platform for all the bro’s.

Hey bro’s, there’s only one bed in this house, and there’s five of us... are you guys up for flesh bunking?

by Silverback6996 May 11, 2020

Blunking

The act of a male receiving fellatio whilst excreting a stool.

"Tried blunking last night"
"how was it?"
"AMAZING!!"

by Captainblunk November 24, 2011

Bunkin up like willy wonka

when 3 or more people have to sleep in the same bed do to little sleeping space. just like charlies grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

its cool bro, we bunkin up like willy wonka

by nhop89 June 29, 2011

bunking train

You miss one class or lecture because you don't feel like it or it's at an inconvenient time for you. Then you start skipping all the classes related to that subject and eventually you're bunking important lessons.

It's the so called bunking train because you hop on the train at the station and it starts to pick up speed. No one ever tells you that it's headed to Failure City.

"Haha, sounds like you're on the bunking train."

"I know, I skipped stats and now I don't want to go to maths. I'm fucked, oh well."

by whydee April 28, 2012