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Blamestormer

A person who blames other people for he/she's misfortunes and never takes the responsibility of saying they did a mistake/failed. They believe that they never did anything wrong.
Mike broke up with Emily because she was a Blamestormer.

She is Blamestorming the boy next door.
by BlesserLesser July 11, 2020
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Bames

our almighty sock savior, he is a sock and he has blessed us with being bames. Bames makes all the rules and if you don't listen to him you will be disowned by Kloey and Olivia. He knows everything and whoever says he doesn't is lying. Bames is the best living sock in the world and you must love him from now on. ( unless you have a religion, then don't listen to any of this)
Kloey: Bames says not to eat that!
Julian: I don't care, he's just a sock.
Kloey and Oliva: *gasp* you're banned from the table!
by KloeyFun December 14, 2018
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bames

When you are out to lunch with your co-workers and need ruin the bathroom with a serious deuce prior to returning to the office.
"Dude, lunch at Senora Tacos was awesome but my stomach just dropped - I gotta bames before we go back to the office!"
by marton85 January 12, 2012
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blamester

1. Someone who blames everyone for all their problems from birth to adulthood.
That dude is such a blamester, he blames us for his miserable life!
by Premz August 27, 2015
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Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.
"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
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blamess

Better than raynowing at anything AND everything, you name it. Such a pro gamer.
Holy shit blamess is insane, and raynowing sucks.
by anonymous April 8, 2021
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Bames Fact

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"
"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?
by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021
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