bezoddle

To confuse someone to the full extent of their brains capacity.

Suffixes -ed -es -ing

Singular: "Im going to try bezoddle the shit out of that guy"

Plural: "this guys such a prankster, he bezoddles me all the time"

Verb: "this guy is bezoddling the shit out of me, my brain hurts"

Verb: "thats a good question, I remain bezoddled"

Eg: I was once asked a bezoddling question by a known bezoddler. He likes to bezoddle people. Still to this day im bezoddled as to how he does it!

by dennypiffin April 29, 2014

Jeff Bezos

Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator

Bro Jeff Bezos Is Soooo Rich

by G48M October 22, 2020

bezonkers

Breasts, Boobs or to drive one crazy, insane or nuts.

That term drives me bezonkers!
Your driving me freakin BEZONKERS!!!

Your bezonkers are hot!

by gfl_ladydeath February 27, 2008

Bezongaled

to be totally or utterly flabbergasted

"DUDE I WAS TOTALLY BEZONGALED BY THAT SPEECH" or "a move in sexual intercourse that requires much stamina"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"

guy 2: "was it good?"

guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"

by dan fuzzykins February 5, 2010

Bezos Pesos

The compensation for labor at Amazon, Whole Foods Market, etc.

I spent all of my Bezos Pesos on an overpriced lunch at Whole Foods Market. I even used my employee discount : (

by courseassistant February 3, 2022

Jeff bezos

A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them

Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you

by Mega-blongus September 17, 2021

Jeff Bezoar

A not so playful nickname for the owner of Amazon and the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos.

Just as it is with a run of the mill bezoar, if left unchecked, Jeff Bezoar and his voracious appetite for power, ownership and control may result in serious and potentially deadly complications.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019