beardoggin

A phrase used for DEWIN' WORK!
Or used to describe someone DEWING WORK.

Brady Johns was up all night Beardoggin' his Key parts.

When all else fails... Beardog it.

by Johnzdoeswork March 11, 2010

Beardosexual

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.

Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."

by AjAj November 11, 2013

beardo

a weirdo with a beard

Look at his whiskers and that outfit. What a beardo!

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

beardo

An all-around weird man (shape, appearance, voice, choice of words) with eccentric love for his beard.

See Harvey Westmoreland on YouTube

Saw a beardo yesterday, reminded me a lot of Harvey Westmoreland. Luckily he still had his beard.

by Bquizz April 10, 2011

Betarrona

(BEY-TAH-ROW-NAH) *r is rolled.

Mexican slang for young women usually older than the early to mid twenties who have not yet married or do not have a boyfriend.

Translation might be a little off but is synonymous to the English word "old maid"

Family member- Damn insert name why aren't you married yet?

Insert name I just haven't found the one

Family member- Cuidado (careful) your turning into a betarrona.

by Did that offend you? February 9, 2018

tubby beardo

A fat weird dude with a beard.

Geez, this bar is full of tubby beardos. Let's get out of here.

by dirtyhobogoat September 24, 2016

Beardo

Beardo is the name of a legendary murderer. He supposedly works in a high school in New Jersey as a janitor. He kills people by rubbing his beard all over them until they are dead. During a bearding you may hear Beardo say things like: "Oh yeah, you're going to get the beard" or "I'm going to rub my beard all over you." Beardo makes a noise when he's bearding someone. You can imitate the noise by doing the following: Open your mouth and keep your lips loose. Make a low-pitched hum while shaking your head from side to side. Don't do this for long however because you might attract Beardo.

Unsuspecting victim: "What was that? I sure hope it wasn't Beardo waiting to beard me!"

Beardo: "Oh yeah, I’m going to beard you so good! <Beardo's noise>

Victim being bearded: "No, no, please no, anything but the beard!"

Beardo: “The beard is exactly what you're going to get!"

by BeardoFinder March 5, 2008