banter club

a football club that is usually often made fun of by people on a regular basis because of how shit they are on a regular basis.

Person 1: loool Tottenham just got knocked out by Dinamo Zagreb
Person 2: how? they were 2-0 up on aggregate in the first leg?!
Person 1: they bottled it and lost 3-0 thanks to Orsic lmaoo
Person 2: lool what a banter club

by TrawlrZ April 13, 2021

Bantermix

Bantermix- a group having banter but each member of the group has diffrent banter, just like a haribo starmix bag. The group has a mix of diffrent banter- just like a haribo starmix bag which has a large variety of sweets.

"Come get your bantermix "
"Just a bit of bantermix"
"The bantermix is strong with that group"

by Sam Marshall October 6, 2018

Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.

The new guy's a Richard bender.

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

senorita beater

British term for Spanish lager. In the same vain as Stella Artois is known as wife beater.

Fancy a pint of senorita beater?

by Unkn0wnz0r! October 7, 2005

wikipedia bender

An hours-long plumbing of the depths of Wikipedia. One interesting article links to another and before you know it you've wasted the whole day. Often facilitated by mild stimulants, such as caffeine.

I just wanted to know the difference between bourbon and whiskey. The next thing I knew, my browser had dozens of tabs open on topics including Aegeus the goat-man, the 1932 Summer Olympics, and a list of the tallest structures in Norway. I was on a wikipedia bender.

by double butt September 30, 2010

Rule Bender in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS and his posse of rule benders who, when touring public facilities, refuse to comply with the posted rules requiring facial masks.

Yeah, me and Mike get tested all the time and we don’t have this déclassé COVID thing...plus we’re really handsome guys; I hear they call me the Rule Bender in Chief!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020

Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.

Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.

by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023