beardkin

A napkin for your beard

Alex: 'yo Sam, you got crumbs in your beard booooy!'

Sam: 'oh shit homes, I need me a beardkin!'

by Shampi69;) March 8, 2014

Beardsgiving

Beardsgiving is a holiday celebrated on the last day of November, in which one gives thanks for all the luscious beards grown over the course of no-shave November. The term was coined at Cornell University, by a student aiming to ensure that proper respect was paid to those who dedicated themselves to the cause of beard.

Happy Beardsgiving! Your scruff is looking mighty fine today.

by thebeardedone November 30, 2009

bednarski

1. Taking a woman/man into your bed and then roaring out loud like a bear while you twist your head from side to side in her crotch.

2. Stealing a sleeping place from an infant.

3. Pervert

1. Jane was kicked in the face by her boyfriend because she bednarskied him and actually caught her braces on his foreskin.

2. The hobo attempted to bednarski the baby, but was foiled by the intruder alarm.

3. After the obnoxious cat-calls, Jane flicked off the bednarski.

by SweatingCrisco February 5, 2010

Bernardsville

A small New Jersey town split between rich snobs with spooled rich ass kids, hard working middle class with stupid stoner kids, and illegal immigrants who work harder than everyone and live 20 to an apartment. One side of town is mansions, the other side is NORMAL houses (Little Italy or Little Paragua). The town is run by assholes and rich pricks who only look out for themselves. In other words a great place to live!!!

In Bernardsville, if you crash your Lexus and mommy and daddy buy you a Mercedes!!!

by Vinny Bag-a-Donuts November 18, 2005

Bernardsville

An incredibly wealthy town that all the Ridge kids are jealous of. Tons of mexicans which makes for a totally awesome boys soccer team and lots of aliens at the train station. Some of the riches most stuck up kids live here, and most of them have nothing better to do than pretend to be druggies and get high all the time. Contrary to popular belief, the school is pretty damn good but most of the kids who live here can't wait to get the hell out so school spirit sucks almost as bad as the football team. If everyone realized how awesome of a town this is and how lucky they are to live here, it'd be awesome but they dont so it sucks really bad.

Dumb Ridge kid: hahahah you live in bernardsville you must be poor mexican or high

Superior Bernards kid: you go to ridge, therefore, you are probably an ignorant jealous slut.

by xsjdlkf May 3, 2010

roses on a bearskin

The epitome of the most passionate and romantic lovemaking imaginable.

I had the wildest one-night-stand. That shit was like roses on a bearskin.

by Erik Q. May 7, 2008

Bearskin Squared

When a couple has sex bare skin on a bear skin rug.

My girl and I rented a log cabin, and did the bearskin squared all weekend.

by captaincrunk May 30, 2016