Bemdarg

The extreme new word craze that's sweeping the nation! Created by the legendary wordsmith Eric.
It can be used in many ways to spice up a sentence and generally make the user sound super awesome.

"The fool hath said in his heart, 'There is no Bemdarg'". - Book of Bemdarg

"What? Bemdarg isn't a word." - Fools.

"Bemdarg is the greatest word ever." -
Everyone else.

"Holy Bemdarg!" - Awesome people say things like this.

by Little Bastad June 11, 2003

Bemdarg

Dumbass:

Eric P. Has no life!

by Little Bastad June 16, 2003

beefarilla

A really big guy, who is also as ugly as an ape.

Damn, beefarilla sure can put down the grub.

by Catfish M. September 20, 2007

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

The Beefaroni

A sexual act involving defication onto and into a menstruating vagina, followed by oral and vaginal sex in said vagina. The resullting mess. resembles Beefaroni

Side Not:

If performed on an Asian it's called The Rice-Aroni.

Dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me. I walked into my parents bedroom and caught my Dad giving my Mom The Beefaroni

by GeorgeRealInstructors May 20, 2009

Bemdarg

Don't worry. No one wants to be like you in the first place.

(Just kidding.)

Hi, I'm Eric, the biggest idiot ever.

by Angel June 20, 2003

befarned

to warn someone before they commit a regretable act such as fornicating with a beer goggles princess.

Hey man did you see how ugly that girl was that Paul banged last night was? Yeah i befarned him she had crabs too!

by Chronor April 26, 2009