Beleaver

An irishman who is a believer but doesn't have his spell check on

I'm a firm beleaver in attention to detail

by Corcaighlike May 7, 2018

beceaved

when someone is truly shocked at something, but feels deceived at the very same time.

“aye bro, i gotta tell u something”
“whats up bro”
“sit down bro”
“ok bro”
“so, bro”
“yeah, bro”
“at the party last night..................”
“yeah bro?”
“i banged ur dog”
“oh, im shocked.”
“and ur mom”
“WOAH BRO. IM BECEAVED”

by yesjustlikethefruit March 2, 2019

Consumption bereavement

the process by which consumers react emotionally and behaviorally to the withdrawal of favourite brands.

Oh man they just stopped making my favorite ice-cream

Your suffering from Consumption Bereavement

by Dikc3s October 20, 2009

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

Binge Bereavement

The sense of loss or grief someone feels when a series they're binging ends.

When Karen was done binge watching Shameless, she felt Binge Bereavement.

by Mel's World May 17, 2019

yall cant behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.

Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz yall cant behave💀

deleted: removed

—deleted: removed

——deleted: removed

by bruhthisismyhandle August 27, 2022

make you behave like an animal

There are two things this could mean, one; you want them (your partner or really close friend) to behave like an animal, or two; it's a part of a song, called 'animal' by Sir Chloe. (imo it's really good,,)

Person 1: make you behave like an animal
Person 2: do it no balls

OR

Person 1: make me behave like an animal!
Person 2: I'm asking nicely, give me what I want!

Person 1: I'm asking politely, give me what I want!!
(They continue to sing the full song together)

by Roi_ May 25, 2023