self efficient

A phrase used by an employee who dictates to their boss what will happen.

Boss: It's easy making decisions as a boss when your employees self manage...and by self manage I mean do what they want.
Employee: I know, I'm self efficient!

by Ichigokiwi October 18, 2015

efficientising

To take a process, practice or set of actions and make them more efficient.

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I am efficientising how I do my proposals."
Wife: "Where's the baby?"
Me: {silence}

by KnightSmithJones May 12, 2018

Efficientist

Someone who is time efficient

“William is a time efficientist”

by Robiorta May 30, 2018

Efficient Laziness

Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.

I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.

Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.

My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.

I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.

by Amelia Starling May 2, 2019

Efficient

Another word for boring.

“Wow, Jeff is so efficient”
“You mean he’s boring?”

by PinkyWinkyGotYou April 1, 2021

efficient

Something this app is NOT

That source was efficient. It had all the correct information we needed!

by sushimonster271 December 19, 2021

efficientado

a person who likes, knows about, and appreciates achieving maximum productivity and effectiveness with minimum wasted effort or expense.

My father is the lawn mowing efficientado of the family and prides himself on being able to cut the grass in the least inches pushed while imprinting the most beautiful mowing pattern

by @b_ats August 8, 2022