Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.

"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)

by Larsssson May 23, 2009

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018

beerlingual

-bi(ə)r li ng gwəl-

adjective
speaking a foreign language only well enough to get a drink.

noun
A person only fluent enough in a language to order a drink.

Though Jack is illiterate, he is beerlingual enough to get a beer in any country he visits.

by Osiris Black August 12, 2009

verstandelijke beperking

Dutch word of mental retardation.

Iemand met een verstandelijke beperking (someone with a mental retardation) heeft een IQ lager dan 70 (has an IQ below 70).

by YourMotherJeMoeder August 4, 2016

Berking

To keep texting someone, even though the recipient wont, or isn't replying.

Joe: Bro, that chick I hooked up with last night is berking me hardcore.

Bob: Well, that fucking sucks. You should probably get a new phone number.

by El Diablo_9 March 2, 2011

Beeking

When the under boob peeks out of the bottom of the bikini top.

She needs a bigger bikini top because she is beeking.

by amhc April 21, 2017